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A true story of sorrow, handsomeness

February 26, 2012
By KELLY VAN DE WALLE ( , Times-Republican

Lo, in the year of our Lord, two thousand and twelve, a great tragedy struck the kingdom nestled in the center of the Great Plains of Iowa. In the kingdom, a castle was ruled by a beautiful Queen. The Queen, in her infinite wisdom, decided to acquire a fish for her only offspring, because children love looking at colorful, squirmy things they can't reach and are forbidden to touch.



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