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Revenge of the chipmunks

June 30, 2013
By Kelly Van De Walle , Times-Republican

Frequent readers of this column know my recent battles with no-good, vegetable-thieving, smelly, racist chipmunks (or chipPUNKS as I call them). A series of letters sent to one particular trespasser last year went unnoticed, the opposite of what happened to my tomatoes. My not-so-subtle hints have only resulted in what appears to be chippunk condos. More residents seem to be flooding in and I've not yet developed a way to monetize this so they have to go.

 
 
 

 

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