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At Thanksgiving, bird is the word

December 1, 2013
By KELLY VAN DE WALLE (vandkel@hotmail.com) , Times-Republican

For the past several Thanksgivings, I've spent the holiday much like those attending the very first one in 1621: not watching football on giant plasma screen television with commentary coming out of the speakers so unnecessarily loudly there's actual danger of perforated eardrums. I don't know why I just don't wear buckle shoes and complete the reenactment, which is complete with the religious persecution I face every year (in this case my religion is football and various types of alcohol).

 
 
 

 

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