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Kelly the ‘high profile’ director

April 13, 2014
By KELLY VAN DE WALLE ( , Times-Republican

Not long ago, in a horrible lapse of judgment, I was charged with being director for a series of "high profile" movies, or at least that's what I tell all the waitresses at Starbucks. Haha, just kidding; obviously Big Time directors like myself and Martin Scorsese (or "Marty the Scorz" as I chummily call him) send interns or "runners" to Starbucks with messages to tell waitresses that we're doing Big Time high profile movies in their area so they can fawn over us appropriately.



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