Sign In | Create an Account | Welcome, . My Account | Logout | Subscribe | Submit News | Contact Us | All Access E-Edition | Home RSS

Art on minimal effort

June 29, 2014
By KELLY VAN DE WALLE ( , Times-Republican

The highlight of my artistic career consisted of an attempt at a clay vase that ended up looking like an old man's face covered in gumbo. It honestly looked like ghost Patrick Swayze came up from behind some unsuspecting woman at pottery class and made angry Swayz-love atop her creation. Then someone glazed itbecause, as everyone knows, making something shiny is the surest way to make something awful look good. This, of course, is the only way to explain the Kardashians.



I am looking for: