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Happy Valentines Day!

November 17, 2013 - Wes Burns
Grab some flowers and a box of chocolates because we've got Valentines Day right around the corner! So head out to your favorite big box retail store and buy as much red colored, heart shaped everything that you can! Do it now!

See, most people think that Thanksgiving has been getting overshadowed by Christmas. Wrong. Like some radioactive Spring Forward we just pushed the calendar up a few weeks.

Well, it must have been moved up a bit too much. Christmas has been placed ahead of Thanksgiving, moving New Year's Day to the last week of Thanksgiving, which puts Valentines Day on target for the middle of December.

So here's hoping you're prepared for it! If you get caught off-guard you might be able to get some discounted Christmas candy. And if you're single, just get a jump on shopping for your Fourth of July decorations; stores should have them out sometime in the first week of January.



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