Flim Flam Man
Here he comes again, the old Flim Flam Man,
Hawking his goods as fast as he can.
Gold-dyed shoes and Bibles galore, ones he reads daily and more.
Someone must pay for those dirty deeds and vile crimes,
Not he, so devotees rush and pay on time.
He likens himself to Mandela, Hitler, and Christ.
A braggart old con man til biting the dust.